On the Lighter Side

Years ago, a roommate of mine put a stone egg in our refrigerator egg tray. I wasn't fooled, but I was amused. I kept it out of the refrigerator. Someone saw it and brought be another egg, this time a yellow alabaster one. One thing lead to another and over the years people kept giving me eggs. After a couple dozen, I made sure that I said, "I really don't have (read "want") and egg collection", but the eggs would occasionally  keep coming. For a few years, we'd deposit one near a rabbit garden sculpture in a neighbor's yard. Then their kids grew up and we stopped that. Now the remaining eggs just come out at Easter and I always tell visitors....

I could seque into talk about omelettes, but really, this next sketch had nothing to do with eggs.